This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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