she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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