it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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