We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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