I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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