Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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