I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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