just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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