He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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