just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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