I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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