I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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