Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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