dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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