...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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