what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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