you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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