So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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