You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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