keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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