its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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