I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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