I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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