i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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