do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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