i think my mom watched the whole time
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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