I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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