I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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