i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It's rum buckets o'clock
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