i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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