The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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