yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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