hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
