I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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