i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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