Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Come back. Shots need mouths.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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