Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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