im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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