There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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