i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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