i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he laminated a picture of his dick.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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