I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it glows. i had to have it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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