ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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