Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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