Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
