was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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