Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he puts the penis in happiness.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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