No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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