Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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