I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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