they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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