Life is so much better after having sex.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I checked into jail on foursquare
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter