I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Is her dick bigger than yours?