I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.