just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....