so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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