is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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