I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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